Guess who just got married?
We'll give you two hints: he's a member of Guts Guts Guts Guts and his name is plastered all over the backdrop of this photo:
(no, not Superstar Matt Ringler's)
JP VO: There's no celebration.
SONG VOX: Ladies, shake your butt!The ladies shake their butts.
SONG VOX: Boys, you've got to jump!JP JUMPS and his mood immediately changes.
SONG VOX: Now, everybody, scream!Everyone lets out a fun scream, except for JP who yells with primal anger. Extreme Zoom in on JP's mouth as the dance music fades.